I’m finally getting close to finishing a book discussing my time working in a zoo (as well as time spent in various animal sanctuaries and wildlife centers), but I’m in desperate need of a name for the book.

My boy Dudley has mad pole-dancing skills.

My boy, Dudley, has moves, too. I bet he has mad pole-dancing (or, at least, pole-hanging) skills.

It addresses numerous issues regarding the place of zoos and sanctuaries as well as the role Christian ethics can play in such conversations (specifically, the place of eschatology). I’ve had about half a dozen decent titles, but nothing that makes me feel all warm and gooey inside. So, give me something. Be creative. Be witty. Be funny. Be bold. Be serious. Be not serious. Winner receives a signed copy once it’s published.

Or a virtual lap-dance via Skype.

Your choice.

But you should know . . . I got moves.