All right, loyal Amish Jihadist readers, listen up: I published my first two page comic in the latest issue of Geez Magazine. Along with the stellar artwork of Zak Upright, we’ve created a comic called Anarcrow! It’s about a crow who enjoys mocking everything from John Locke to your grandmother’s crappy apple pie (and Chevrolet). We, obviously, have a lot of work to do. We’re writing comic pages and strips, and publishing in as many diverse mediums as... Read More

One ‘Punishing’ Mennonite

We’ve arrived! Or, maybe, I should say, “We’ve come a long way, baby!” Or, maybe, I shouldn’t. I really don’t even care to mention it, but I’m going to anyway (I need some blog filler every once in awhile–like, twice a week). The most chiseled Anabaptist since Harrison Ford. Making an appearance more than a year ago, I initially ignored it. I turned my elitist nostrils north of the foul odor emanating out of mainstream comics, but,... Read More

RIP Johnny Storm–At Least You Can’t Burn in Hell

“Let’s do it for Johnny, man!” Normally, I despise killing in comic books (and not because I’m a Mennonite). I despise them because those who are killed, if they remain remotely marketable, are always resurrected (again, as a Mennonite I’m good with resurrection). It’s such a terrible way to create hype, to make money, and to prove one’s ‘hacking’ ability as a writer. Notice, I said, ‘normally.” Hickman’s... Read More