Parking in the Rear (Demon-Style)

In a recent article by the non-award winning magazine Charisma, writer Cedric Harmon asks the question we’ve all asked ourselves at one point or another: Can You Be Raped By the Devil? The article follows ex-stripper Contessa Adams’s book Consequences where she talks about how, in her sleep, she used to get it on with demons–at least before she ‘found’ God. Why must God ruin all the fun? (Nephilim, anyone?) While completely insensitive to the real... Read More

The Devil Wears Nada (which is more than you’ll be wearing after reading this sexy search for Satan)

Years of interviews with various ‘soldiers of God,’ way too many late-night shenanigans with some sketchy shamans, and trying to locate just one hot spiritual warrior to exorcise my demons have finally come to fruition. The Devil Wears Nada: Satan Exposed! is now available for your consumption. If you’re curious as to what Satan has to do with gay primates, heavier-than-normal menstrual cycles, and the less than spiritually subtle Pat Robertson (in, roughly,... Read More