Even those concerned with issues regarding ‘social and ecological justice’ are not immune to treating other living beings as nothing more than mere commodities.

Oxen Bill and Lou, who have served Green Mountain College for ten years, are headed for slaughter. “No big deal,” you say. After all, at least these cows lived free from the horrors of a slaughterhouse. This is true. I’m just trying to figure out how we have so throughly institutionalized the kind of behavior that permits our use of living creatures, ones that enable us to grow our own food (with the aid of a whip, of course), to be killed, eaten, and become human excrement once they are too old to work.

I keep reading about how much Bill and Lou “enjoyed” their work. I guess the whip was purely ornamental.

It really is a shame that so many of us–especially those with certain theological convictions about creation–cannot see any other purpose for some animals than becoming our poop.

No symbolism there.

I’m a literalist.

I’m guessing most of you are as well.

So, sorry Bill and Lou. You worked your rumps off for a decade, and now, as a reward, those rumps are going to be eaten.

Here’s more of the story, and below are the email addresses you can use to pose questions to the “Provost” (what a job) and Adjunct Professor of Ecological Studies, Keith or Kenneth or Kevin somebody or another (it’s not important). They sound so ‘esteemed’, don’t they? Institutional representatives always do. Anyway. Tell them I said, ‘Hello’.

Email: throopw@greenmtn.edu; mulderk@greenmtn.edu

Granted, this idea of not allowing some creatures to survive beyond their ability to contribute to our livelihood is intriguing. Though, I wonder if we could be a little more consistent? Perhaps we could . . .  oh, I don’t know . . . ‘exile’ academics when they have outlived their usefulness.

The only problem is, how would we know when that moment has occurred?

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