The people we place in charge of us are so awesome. They’re proof that anyone can ‘make it’ here in the land of the free.

Take, for instance, the lean mean fighting machine that is Oklahoma State Representative Dennis Johnson:

After watching this clip, my friend Michael added, “They’re also good at throwing Christian babies down wells and exacting a pound of flesh.”

[Just in case: yes, that was a bit of historically-ridden sarcasm.]

Given that the Jewish population in Oklahoma is 0.1%, it really begs the question about how Mr. Johnson knows so much about “the Jews”. He must have read about ”them’‘ in the Bible.

[More sarcasm, yes.]

By the way, this story has a happy ending. My bestest Jewish pal on the planet told me she telepathically communicated with ”the Jews’‘ and in one monolithic homogenous voice all ”the Jews’‘ in the world said they forgive him. Apparently, not only are ”the Jews’‘ “good small-business men” (and women), but they are also very forgiving of, what I call, ”the Dicks”.

Now, here’s hoping he lives near a well.