This has got to be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, tell me it’s for real. Seriously. It sounds like something my friend Zack Hunt would make up just to mess with people. If so, good job. You win.
If you’re unfamiliar with Christian Domestic Discipline, it’s some sort of ministerial ‘outreach’ (ahhh) program intent on teaching women how to submit to their husbands for the good of their marriage.
All right, off to a great start already.
The means by which they do this is to consent to being spanked by their husband when they’ve been bad.
I mean, real bad.
Oh, how I love this idea.
Just love it.
It’s so naughty.
It’s a shame my freaking wife is Jewish. She’s never going to convert now.
“Hey baby, you know you want some of my Jesus love. I have a paddle in the shape of a cross. Bend over for your Gentile daddy!”
It’s great to be a Christian.
About the Author
Tripp York teaches religious studies at Virginia Wesleyan College in Norfolk, Virginia. He is the author of more than half a dozen books including, Third Way Allegiance, The Purple Crown, and Living on Hope While Living in Babylon. He is the co-editor of the forthcoming three-volume collection called the Peaceable Kingdom Series. An actor and a lighting designer, Tripp also surfs and spends his weekends shoveling elephant and giraffe poop.