I was having a pretty stellar day until, oh, about eight minutes ago. I’d spent the afternoon surfing in the Outer Banks of North Carolina (my life is so hard) when one of my friends sent me the clip below. And as I’ve long told my students, “If something makes me miserable, it has to make you miserable, too”, I have no choice but to share this with you:
Are you ‘agin it’? He’s ‘agin it’! God’s ‘agin it’! You better be ‘agin it’, too! Otherwise, you may find yourself inside an electric fence with a bunch of lesbians.
Which, admittedly, doesn’t sound all that bad.
(Unless Ellen DeGeneres was there. I don’t get her. She’s not funny. Like, not at all. Why do people think she’s funny? How is that possible? I need to know.)
About the Author
Tripp York teaches religious studies at Virginia Wesleyan College in Norfolk, Virginia. He is the author of more than half a dozen books including, Third Way Allegiance, The Purple Crown, and Living on Hope While Living in Babylon. He is the co-editor of the forthcoming three-volume collection called the Peaceable Kingdom Series. An actor and a lighting designer, Tripp also surfs and spends his weekends shoveling elephant and giraffe poop.