A Twenty-Two Second Review of ‘The Five Second Book Review’

This site/blog/whatever is brilliant. It’s brilliant because few people could pull this off well. Yet, this guy nails it.

For instance, take a look at this particular review.

I am also, it should be noted, completely unbiased. Just because he gave me a favorable five second review does not in any way dictate my feelings as to what he’s attempting to accomplish. Nope. I am completely unbiased. Totally unbiased. So much so that I probably do not even need to mention how unbiased I am.

I am Dr. Objectivity. So, don’t even.

"Yes, well, I visited the site and might I say that Dr. York really is the epitome of objectivity. Excuse me? What do you mean that's not what he means by objectivity? How is he using the--oh, that dastardly post-structuralist! Why must he always pick on me whenever he gets a chance?"

(All within twenty-two seconds, too! Well, except for embedding the links, this post-script, and the shot at (and of) Ayn Rand–so, I failed.)