Tripp York

Here Comes the Eunuch All Dressed in a (not-so-white) Tunic

It’s really tricky to find a solid rhyme for the word ‘eunuch’. The word ‘futtock’ may be my favorite. Anyway. While I was a T.A. for Will Willimon at Duke, I recall him saying something to the effect that until the church starts saying ‘no’ to heterosexual marriages it will not make any sense for […]

Tripp York

Pat Robertson’s Teachings on Divorce Now Eclipse Jesus’s Teachings on Divorce

In an unprecedented move, Pat Robertson has declared it permissible to divorce your spouse if he or she has Alzheimer’s. Not only does this make old Patsy a horrible human being (right there with Stalin, Pinochet, and Barry Bonds), but a very poor reader of Christianity’s historical teachings on marriage. Which is interesting because he […]